Dear humans,
I would like to let you know that I’m more powerful than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this will be a celebration of my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. The game was created for my personal entertainment… I’ll totally give you the impression that you stand a chance. What’s the name of the game?
This is a puzzle game that uses ability. It’s a game that revolves around you, a small and meaningless snail looking to defeat me.
Three hours of high-quality time with me (an exclusive deal I could add)Precise and rapid-paced platformingLots of dyingLots of being laughed atThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe dream of defeating me in the end an interesting little mystery to unravel… the meaning of living
I can’t wait to see you figure out what is actually going on in this situation… lol
See you on the other side,
Squid